Posts Tagged ‘tongue’
A Dalliance With Dali
Posted by: Bronagh on: February 14, 2011
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As a young man, [Salvador Dali] was totally asexual, and forever making fun of friends who fell in love or ran after women – until the day he lost his virginity to Gala & wrote me a 6-page letter detailing, in his own inimitable way, the pleasures of carnal love. (Gala’s the only woman he [...]
I know the perfect guy for you
Posted by: Bronagh on: October 13, 2010
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As I have been single for a little while now, I have become a beacon for well-meaning acquaintances desperate to set me up with someone they know. I have politely resisted thus far, not feeling any particular need to unsingle myself for the sake of it, but I wish to make a public service announcement: [...]
TONGUE-LOVING INTERNET PREDATOR ALERT
Posted by: Bronagh on: January 19, 2010
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Now, I don’t want to get anyone worried, but I wouldn’t feel right if I didn’t warn you guys about the truly heinous happenstance that occurinated to me some few weeks ago. Recently, I innocently posted the below youtube video, wherein I instructed those watching on how to paint your tongue yellow with an ice [...]
